halodite:

clonepa3:

halodite:

ok nobody speak to me im driving

hi

i crashed into several old ladies and two and a half toddlers and one tree because of you

eatsleepcrap:

sunglasssemoji:

eatsleepcrap:

eatsleepcrap:

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

muppetmarv:

this is how tumblr girlies hold and look at their insane fictional men

offcameras:

“There’s millions of Tumblr users” to you. To me there’s only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

ndiecity:

ndiecity:

anonezumi:

ndiecity:

One thing about girls is that we’ll get stoned and eat burgers

all 3 of them????

How. How did you know I ate three burgers

Wait. You meant the three weed smoking gfs

bgm05:

bgm05:

Literally every blog with multiple mods ends up turning into a group chat for the mods and then ends up going down in flames when said mods start going for each other’s throats over cookie run kin dating or whatever the teens are into these days and are somehow unable to hash it out in private

stop deleting my posts. mod creamie if you r reading this i hope you realize how much it fucking hurts to see you laugh at my “Smash Bros Mansion” fanfic. kill yourself now.

- mod stinko